No Bananas Bungalow- NEW RENO - Private Beach/Cabana Club Access | House in Key Colony Beach

NEW RENOVATION!! - FUN FRESH DECOR! Captures Mid-Century Modern Design with Conch Keys Charm Overlooking the Deep, Wide Turquoise Canal!
- NEW (2021) AC UNITS - LIVING ROOM , GUEST ROOMS (6/2021)
- ONLY a FEW STEPS FROM THE WATER!
- OPEN FLOOR PLAN & BREEZY SPACIOUS SIDE GARDEN w/ PALM TREES
- 30' of BOAT TRAILER PARKING AVAILABLE ON SITE (measured 8/1/19)
- NEW DROP DOWN DOCK, FISH CLEANING TABLE, WATER HOSE ACCESS
- NEW (2021)AC UNITS in Living Room & Guest Rooms
- NEW MODERN KITCHEN & BATHROOMS
- NEW CONCH KEYS DECOR THROUGHOUT
- Authentic Vintage Dade Pine Wide Plank Tongue & Groove Tall Ceilings throughout. Light, Open and Airy decor.
INTERIOR AMENITIES:
NEW MODERN KITCHEN w/ APRON SINK, MODERN CABINETS , NEWLY ADDED DISHWASHER, NEW MICROWAVE/ STOVE & NEW REFRIGERATOR. CHARMING EAT-IN KITCHEN TABLE.
Light & Bright! Clean & Organized!
NEW "COFFEE TIL COCKTAILS" BAR w/ Cuisinart Coffee Pot & Blender and Plenty of Kitchen Storage.
MARBLE FLOORS! Dash and Albert Conch Charm Rugs throughout!
TWO NEW MODERN BATHROOMS:
- FLAMINGO & FLIPPER BATH: features RETRO DECOR with a clean and modern design, New turquoise surround subway tile, large Pedestal Sink with a Tub / Shower Combination, Fresh Towels, Bath Mat, features Vintage Florida Crank Awning Style Jalousie Window for open air showers if you choose. Vintage Artwork of a 1960 Florida Keys Visitors Travel Guide Advertisement, vintage style train rack towel storage and Flipper Guest Towel Holder.
- SUN GUEST BATH: features a MODERN Tile Shower Design with a Frameless Glass Shower Door and NEW Modern Vanity w/ storage, Nautical Boat Cleat Towel Holders and a charming Coral Stone Shower Floor.
NEW FRONT LOADING LG WASHER and DRYER located in Sun Guest Room with a fully enclosed Linen Closet for Guests stocked with Clean Organized Linens Towels and Supplies.
TWO HOTEL INSPIRED GUEST BEDROOMS:
NEW AC UNITS, NEW TVs, CLEAN DESIGN FURNITURE, NEW PILLOWTOP MATTRESSES, COTTON SEERSUCKER DUVETS / COTTAGE COTTON BLANKETS, SEERSUCKER SHAMS / 4 PILLOWS PER BED/ DOWN PILLOWS /ALTERNATIVE DOWN PILLOWS / SOFT FRESH LINENS. VINTAGE FLORIDA CRANK AWNING STYLE JALOUSIE WINDOWS W/ SCREENS.
THE SEA GUEST BEDROOM:
Includes a New AC, New TV and NEW Queen Bed with Pillow Top Mattress. The Sea Guest Room features a double Vintage Florida Crank Awning Style Jalousie Window w/ screens and offers views of the side courtyard, Cotton Canvas Curtains for privacy, Clean furniture design with a large driftwood mirror, reading lamp sconces and a clean modern dresser and bedside tables with charging station. Clean organized closet and luggage rack, full length mirror, modern side chair and bench. This guest room is adjacent to the Retro Decor Flamingo & Flipper Shower/ Tub bathroom with awning style window for open air showers if you choose.
THE SUN GUEST BEDROOM: (Offers Separate Guest Door Access)
Includes a New (6/2021) AC and New TV and 2 New Double Beds with Pillowtop Mattresses. features a double window and a single window with Vintage Florida Crank Awning Style Jalousie Windows w/ screens and Privacy Shade Shutter and Cotton Canvas Curtains offering views of the side courtyard, a driftwood mirror and fish art, a clean modern dresser and center bedside table with storage and charging station, wall mounted reading lamps. Clean organized closet and luggage bench. The Sun Guest Room offers a Separate Guest Door Access, Glass Door w/ Tropical Wide Slat Shutter. The SUN Guest Bath is an adjoining en-suite Bathroom with NEW Tile Shower, Glass Door and Vanity.
LIVING ROOM: Captures the Sunset!
Features Midcentury Modern Design with loads of Keys Conch Charm including a full size Aluminum Palm Tree. NEW AC UNIT (6/2021), Dash and Albert Cottage Rug and Island Accessories including an authentic Lobster Trap Cage that subs as a Cocktail Table. TWO LARGE SLIDING GLASS DOORS capture beautiful Canal Views and boats passing by. Enjoy White and Light Cotton Canvas Curtains for Evening Privacy or Dark Black Out Curtains to shield late afternoon sun if you are out boating or taking a road trip up and down the keys. If you're interested in just hanging out with a coffee or cocktail at the bungalow, there are plenty of interesting photography books and Keys history books on hand to enjoy. "Years ago we started a Coastal Living Magazine Archive (but all of that floated out the door during Irma) so feel free to contribute a Coastal Living Magazine issue to our New archive during your stay. Connect your Ipod to our old School Stereo system or dig around in our Media Basket and you will find Island favorites by Jimmy Buffet, Kenny Chesney, etc. Reminisce and watch the original Flipper TV Series on DVD and other movies filmed in the Florida Keys.
EXTERIOR AMENITIES:
NO STAIRS for Easy Loading and Unloading.
NEW 37' Drop Down Dock with NEW Dock Box and NEW Fish Cleaning Table w/ NEW Water Hose Access for Dock/ Cleaning Table Use. 30' of BOAT TRAILER PARKING AVAILABLE ON SITE (measured 8/1/19)
SPACIOUS BREEZY FRONT & SIDE GARDEN:
- Teak Loungers w/ Sunbrella Cushions & Umbrella
- Teak Bistro Dining Set
- Adirondack Chairs
Landscaped with pea gravel, solar accent lighting, Conch Keys decor, a variety of Palm Trees and Local Plants spacious and perfect for games, lounging and sunbathing. Relax on the Teak Loungers with NEW Sunbrella Cushions and Umbrella. Enjoy the Sunset every evening in the NEW Adirondack Chairs only steps from your favorite Cocktail or Snack. Enjoy the Covered Patio & Teak Bistro Dining Set for a morning cup of coffee and breakfast or use the Bungalow Lanterns for a Candlelight Dinner and Grill your catch on the NEW Gas Grill.
OVERALL BUNGALOW ENJOYMENT : Simply Live like a Local!
FISH, SWIM, EAT, SLEEP and REPEAT!
Enjoying Daily walks to the Private Gated Inch Beach and Sunset Park are a must!
EAT at Waterfront Sparky's Landing, or an "Old School Favorite" Key Colony Inn, or the Cabana Club BECAUSE THE BUNGALOW IS A MEMBER!
We are centrally located in the Florida Keys ( Referred to as The Middle Keys) so it is an enjoyable road trip touring up and down the Florida Keys with the bungalow as your home base.
Pull out the lanterns, grill your catch and enjoy a quiet dinner for 2 on the patio with the sound of the palm trees rustling in the breeze and fish snapping in the canal.
Sit under the Vintage Clam Shell Metal Patio Awning during a late afternoon rain shower... When is the last time you heard that sound?
In the Winter Months crank open the vintage awning jalousie screened windows and feel the tropical breezes.
LOUNGE the day away on your TEAK LOUNGERS with MARKET UMBRELLA! Most of our Evenings end having a cocktail under the stars on these Teak Loungers. With minimal city lights, the stars really shine and give a great show!
Minimal property vegetation keeps those cool breezes flowing!
Enjoy a cool beverage on your TWO ADIRONDACK CHAIRS and watch the EGRETS and PELICANS visit daily.
Recently we started a new tradition by writing the date and a message on a shell to remember our vacation and then we toss it in the basket. It will be interesting to see if our guests follow in that tradition. We hope so!
Most of all, get cozy, relax and make yourself at home and Live like a Local!
MEMBERSHIP INCLUDED to PRIVATE GATED INCH BEACH Short stroll from bungalow
MEMBERSHIP INCLUDED to CABANA CLUB featuring POOL, HOT TUB, BAR, GRILL, RESTAURANT, BEACH, PIER
Please confirm an exact quote with the No Bananas Bungalow Property Manager. Premium Week Rates include: Lobster Season, Christmas and New Years Holiday Weeks.
Our property inquiries and reservations are managed by a local realty company. Inquiries received over the weekend will be answered on the following weekday. Thank you for your patience.
Bungalow Trivia:
WHY THE NO BANANAS NAME?
It's an Ol' Fisherman's Tale that Bananas are Bad Luck for Good Fishing, Oh! And My Bride Happens to Hate Bananas, but if you choose to eat bananas during your stay, don't worry, we won't judge!
Enjoy CONCH FUN and LIVE LIKE A LOCAL during your No Bananas Bungalow stay!
INQUIRIES and RESERVATIONS: Our reservation manager at Key Colony Beach Realty will respond to all inquiries Mon-Fri. Weekend inquiries and online reservations will not receive a response until the following Monday. Thank You!
Thank you For your Inquiry!
The No Bananas Bungalow Owners
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No Bananas Bungalow- NEW RENO - Private Beach/Cabana Club Access is located in Key Colony Beach. No Bananas Bungalow- NEW RENO - Private Beach/Cabana Club Access provides accommodation, featuring Bedding/Linens, Kitchen, Laundry, among other amenities. This House features Bedding/Linens, Kitchen, Laundry, to make your stay a comfortable one.

No Bananas Bungalow- NEW RENO - Private Beach/Cabana Club Access has 2 Bedrooms , 2 Bathrooms, and max occupancy of 4 people. The minimum rental for this property is 7 nights, but this can change depending on the season you plan on staying. Previous guests have given good rated it, and VRBO labeled it a top-rated House because of the excellent services rendered by the owner or manager of this House, and has consistently provided great experiences for their guests. Most families or guests that use it recommend it to their friends and some of them are repeat guests. House has a friendly neighborhood, and the Key Colony Beach has interesting places to visit. If you want to learn more about the House in Key Colony Beach, such as places to visit and things to do nearby, you can check below to learn more.